Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...