The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...