The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...