The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...