Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...