The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...