With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...