Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.