Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...