Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!