Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...