Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....