Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...