Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....