Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.