You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...