Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...