By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...