Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...