The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...