Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...