Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...