Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...