Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...