Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...