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“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...