Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!