What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...