Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...