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My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
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The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
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Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
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What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
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A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...