My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....