The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Signs that you may be a drunk!
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Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...