You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...