How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...