The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...