A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...