The Tyson one-liners
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I\\\’m A Chicken
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Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
OLD NEVER DIES 11
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The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
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Constipated Polak
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Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
Kewl Job Application!
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