Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...