Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...