Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...