You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...