Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...