They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...