Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Herpes Prevention
Researchers say they’ve discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes…Must be...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...