White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...