Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...