Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...