Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...