Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...