List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...